Go Techno. (Not)

Is the latest technology helping you in any way? If yes, pliss to leave this blog right this moment. 

Yes, i have something against technology. I'm not saying its useless, but this technology is only screwing with my brain and nothing more. i waste my time on stupid things. Things which actually don't matter. 

Silly example: How is watching back to back episode of a sitcom (read- Dexter, Grey's Anatomy and the likes) will help your brain to develop? It is technology, right? 

AND, how can you forget your most priced possession... Cellphone! Bleh! I know i just *might* not be able to live without it, but i hate it these days. Because all i do is, keep staring at the screen. Keep staring at that "D" to turn into an "R" [ only BB people will understand :P ]. I just wanna switch it off and hide it somewhere, out of reach.

Every day i get up and tell myself that if today i dont get a message i won't bother. I will go on living my life like people, from whom i'm expecting a message, are living. But it is so fucking hard! Also, me being the silly me, can't even ignore a message. So from there the staring at the screen starts. I'm not kidding when i say i keep on staring at the screen. Its true. I'm a little creepy like that.

Do my posts bore you? Stupid question. Nobody even knows this blog exists. I'm happy about it though.
I can rant and rant AND rant without a care in the world. And then laugh at my own posts, because they automatically turn out to be funny when posted. Maybe somethings wrong with the 'publish post' option. *checks if there is any option mentioning make posts funny and stupid after pressing this*

Did i tell you i have summer plans. It'll be epic! Wait a month or two and i'll tell you all about it. :D

 

I say. I regret. I fuck up.

Everywhere i look, there's food. Really. Like right now also I’m watching some random show and they are eating burger. The whole world is conspiring against me. Can't a girl follow a simple diet for a week without getting conspired against? :'/

So, it’s the Day 2 of my diet and i already miss the real food. 5 more days to go dear stomach. I know you must be thinking that i must be overweight or obese and shit. I'm not! Neither do i like dieting. In fact this is the first time I’m trying something like this. I'm doing all this because i need to be forced into eating something remotely healthy. Yes I’m a junkie, which obviously here means, a person who loves eating junk all the fucking time. 

Anyone wanna ask me how my day was? It was shit! Like real shit! I think i fucked up one person’s day. If anyone wanna screw up there awesome day, please contact me. Please ask me how? Oh, because I love acting juvenile. A person says something and I have a habit of over-reacting. Though, I’m right mostly. But why the over-reaction! Why can’t I let things be? I think I don’t deserve to be in contact with humans.

I don’t deserve the attention I’m getting. I’m not good enough. All I do these days is over-react. How are you guys even bearing all the nonsense that I’m throwing at you!

Also, I need to grow up. As soon as possible. Somebody please teach me how to act all grown up. :(